i bet the internet would love me if i were a real shitty drawing of sephiroth
Trying really hard to understand my coworkers’ lunchtime conversation. Is “celeb-retard” a kind of Pokemon?
Ever take a headless mannequin from the trash and bring it home and clean it up and then be all like “oh fuck it’s a dead guy”?
More jealous & self-loathing when the upstairs neighbors are baking than when they’re having sex.
Try and be bummed while driving a go kart
I feel like this talented artist and I could hold an endless Sam-I-Am-esque debate in which he tries to make me not-bummed-out and I just keep disappointing him.
Saw a guy with crutches pushing his kid’s stroller down a crowded NY sidewalk while feeding the kid a scone.
It took me 45 min to put on socks, today.
— Subway Athiest, NYC, circa 3am