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I love this game more than I have ever loved any human.

I love this game more than I have ever loved any human.

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Selfie, courtesy of Titmouse, Inc. security cameras.

Selfie, courtesy of Titmouse, Inc. security cameras.

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FYI: All I put here is the crap that’s not good enough for Twitter.

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i bet the internet would love me if i were a real shitty drawing of sephiroth

Tags: FFVII FF7
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Trying really hard to understand my coworkers’ lunchtime conversation. Is “celeb-retard” a kind of Pokemon?

Tags: Pokemon ?
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ooj:

who cares about blogs

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The signs don’t tell you to check pockets for loose taco meat but you should really check your pockets for loose taco meat.

The signs don’t tell you to check pockets for loose taco meat but you should really check your pockets for loose taco meat.

Tags: tacos NYC
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Ever take a headless mannequin from the trash and bring it home and clean it up and then be all like “oh fuck it’s a dead guy”?

Tags: NYC :(
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More jealous & self-loathing when the upstairs neighbors are baking than when they’re having sex.

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bensears:

Try and be bummed while driving a go kart

I feel like this talented artist and I could hold an endless Sam-I-Am-esque debate in which he tries to make me not-bummed-out and I just keep disappointing him.

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Sorry, Todd.

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Saw a guy with crutches pushing his kid’s stroller down a crowded NY sidewalk while feeding the kid a scone.

It took me 45 min to put on socks, today.

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"And, like, what’s wrong with believing that, when you die, your energy just goes into the water, or a tree, or… a beaver growing a tail or something?!"

— Subway Athiest, NYC, circa 3am